Funny Retirement card - Can I have you desk?

Funny Retirement card - Happy retirement - Can I have you desk? 5.5 x 4.25 (A2) folded card. A2 100% recycled heavy kraft envelope. Professionally printed on 130# heavy cover stock. There is a small heart shaped cut out on the front, revealing the gold heart sticker on the inside of the card. Blank inside for your own personal message.